DAD-ABASE
Cheesy, cringy, and everything that makes dad jokes great!
Boiled water died today.
It will be mist.
What does a house wear?
Address.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was out standing in his field.
Did you hear the one about the guy who fell through the eyeglass factory?
Yeah... He made a real spectacle of himself.
What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten... ten tickles
Which bear is the most condescending?
A pan-duh!
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
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